What’s Wrong With This Picture?

This is precisely what is WRONG with my industry!!!  I just received this email in my In-box for the 3rd or 4th time in the past several days:

Subject: "Price reduced by $2 mln….MUST SELL!!!":

REDUCED FROM $6,400,000 to $4,500,000 (Bad math no?  Isn’t this $1.9M or is it just "understood" that we all lie about everything anyway?) 

SPECTACULAR ATLANTIC OCEANFRONT 2-STORY PENTHOUSE IN MIAMI!!

***MUST SELL!!***

OVER 5,000 SQUARE FEET
22 FOOT FLOOR-TO-CEILING WINDOWS
SWEEPING OCEAN VIEWS FROM EVERY WINDOW
4 SUITES + 5.5 BATHS
6 SPACIOUS BALCONIES
SUMMER KITCHEN

THIS IS THE MARKET FOR A STEAL!!!!

IF YOU WANT A DIRECT OCEANFRONT
PROPERTY AT A BARGAIN PRICE,

CONTACT:

This is a limited time promotion. Restrictions apply.
Information is beleived accurate (spelling is not…for that matter, neither is price reduction amount) but is not warranted.
If you wish to be removed from this mailing list – please notify us.  (I’m taking care of that now…or maybe I shouldn’t so I can get a laugh every now and then)

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Make your little one a shining star! Shine on!  (What is this?)

I have nothing more to say as this just about says it all.

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